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I guess this is the part where I tell you boring things about myself:

Name: Amber, duh

Abilities: Clairvoyance, telepathy, empathy

Things I like/enjoy: Writing, sarcasm, writing, martial arts, running, writing, writing, writing...

Things I hate: Switzerland, cats, rabid squirrels, the 80s, annoying people, politicians, no sugar

Political views: Politicians are idiots...

Religious views: Christian

Favorite tv shows: Anything that isn't stupid

Favorite movies: Too many to list

Favorite food: iTacos!

Favorite quote of the day/week/month: Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan

~ A day without sunshine is like, you know, night

~ Do not take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive

~ People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us

who do

~ My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them

~ Good friends don't let you stupid things... alone

~Out of the night that covers me,

Black as the Pit from pole to pole,

I thank whatever gods may be

For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance  

I have not winced nor cried aloud.

Under the bludgeonings of chance

My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears

Looms but the Horror of the shade,

And yet the menace of the years

Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,

How charged with punishments the scroll.

I am the master of my fate:

I am the captain of my soul.